MARK: Al!
MARK: Jesus!
MARK: Oh, man . . . !
MARK: I don’t get it, Al. I don’t understand it.
MARK: (desperate) No! No! Don’t even try. (Gets a breath.) I don’t know what’s going on today, Al. It’s really weird.
MARK: Well – just for an example. This morning I stopped off at a drugstore to buy some asprin. This is at a big drugstore, right?
MARK: I got up to the counter, the guy says what can I do for you, I say, give me a bottle of aspirin. The guy gives me this funny look and he says, “Oh we don’t have that, sir.” I said to him, you’re a drugstore and you don’t have any aspirin?
MARK: Yeah!
MARK: Yeah!
MARK: Yeah!
MARK: No!
MARK: And that’s just the kind of weird of thing that’s been happening all day. It’s like, I go to a newsstand to buy the New York Times the guy never even heard of it.
MARK: I asked everyplace---nobody had the News! I had to read the
MARK: This was a kosher from
MARK: I just got into a cab, the guy says he doesn’t go to
MARK: Looking at me like I’m an alien or something!
MARK: “Oh I don’t go there, sir.”
MARK: Do you know what this is?
MARK: What is it? What’s happening to me?
MARK: But I’m in---
MARK: I’ve never heard of this!
MARK: Why?
MARK Good God. So this is very serious.
MARK: And I thought I was just having a very bad day….
MARK: Well what can I do? Should I just kill myself and get it over with?
MARK: So what do I do?